i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer
as dictated by my beloved roommate`to be published to the world from the "depths of her soul"
- Me: why are we listening to this song, Marina?
- Marina: Because we all need sex and we're all sexy bitches.
- Marina: Caroline! you need a fuck buddy and South America needs to be turned right side up.
- Marina: why is AKon so SEXXXYYYyYyYyyy
- Marina: Oh my god i'm eating the furniture.
- Marina: I could literally fall into a cloud and drift through space and time and I want to just get high and drunk every time because I just feel great and I shouldn't have given up _______ as a booty call even though _______ was so sexy oh my god I need to get a ride home from him and have him over again and yeaaaahhhhhh please tell me the bookcase is going to fall and crush my murderous words and PLEASE TURN SOUTH AMERICA RIGHT SIDE UP.
- Please write down that you're the reason for my life in the past 10 years because but I'm just saying because YOU HAVE SHAPED ME AND I COULD NEVER BE MORE THANKFUL DRUNKEN WORDS ARE SOBER THOUGHTS. I would totally have you out of jail in 12 hours credit card limit and savings combined with your $34. PUBLISH NOW. BITCHESSSSS. WE SHOULD MAKE GRILLED CHEESE OH MY GOD.
LOVE EXISTS BECAUSE GHOSTS
- Marina: I'm not gonna date anyone I'm not in love with
- Me: yeah love is like seeing a ghost, you can't believe how real it is until you've seen it and then it scares the shit out of you.
- Marina: ACTUALLY I'VE SEEN A GHOST LET ME TELL YOU BOUT IT.
- Me: yep I don't believe you...
- Marina: BLAH BLAH BLAH STORY ABOUT GHOST
- Me: Well I've seen love but i haven't seen a ghost so I can't believe you HENCE THE METAPHOR.
- marina: GHOSTS GHOSTS GHOSTS GHOSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!