everywhere that i was white as a sheet, under shorts and tshirts…. is now covered in 2nd degree sunburn blisters. from FOUR DAYS ago. i have evolved from lobster to reptile today. goodbye mr. sun. see you NEVER.
can’t even sleep on my back. or wear a shirt. much less a bra. and i’m currently in the itch phase.. it’s gross. don’t even wanna know what happens when they all pop.
SUNSCREEN GUYS. IT’S REALLY GREAT. DON’T BE AN IDIOT LIKE ME.
WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE.
You don’t say he was hung unless you’re talking about his penis.
—@caronova (via belgianwalrus)
r.i.p. Ray Manzarek