Noooo! The worst! Have you been slathering on lotion?
i have been, but i’m told lotion is bad now that it’s blistering. got some antibiotic spray stuff though. cheeers haha
farmers tan takes it’s revenge
everywhere that i was white as a sheet, under shorts and tshirts…. is now covered in 2nd degree sunburn blisters. from FOUR DAYS ago. i have evolved from lobster to reptile today. goodbye mr. sun. see you NEVER.
can’t even sleep on my back. or wear a shirt. much less a bra. and i’m currently in the itch phase.. it’s gross. don’t even wanna know what happens when they all pop.
SUNSCREEN GUYS. IT’S REALLY GREAT. DON’T BE AN IDIOT LIKE ME.
WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE.
You don’t say he was hung unless you’re talking about his penis.
—@caronova (via belgianwalrus)
i had to…
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beeeeeeeeach
5.22.13
mermaid’s purse
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too cute
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r.i.p. Ray Manzarek
my mom and i are scream crying laughing over how difficult bullets and margins are in open office. if I wasn’t tipsy I’d be breaking things.
psh look at those douchebags.
